1. If something is nasty or wet or contains poop, she will touch it/step in it.
2. If you turn around, she is directly in front of your legs.
3. If you turn around the other way, she is magically in front of your legs again (how does she do that??).
4. If she has to go potty, she will vehemently deny it and turn into a 35" long plank when you try to put her on the potty seat.
5. If are halfway through your shopping list at store with no bathroom, she will announce that she needs to go potty.
6. If there is something in the room/house/universe that is dangerous or fragile, she will find it and do something dangerous with it.
7. If you are making dinner, are hot, in a hurry, and possibly trying to calm the baby down, she will pick that moment to suddenly need, "Mommy a'holdchoo!" (imagine a whiny/tantrum-laced voice).
8. If it is time for her bath or a meal or a diaper change, she will refuse and offer up an alternative picked from her wildest dreams, such as, "no, I wanna watch Frosty the Snowman," or, "no, I wanna go to Disneyland."
9. If you don't want her to do an activity, she will continue to do it and cry if you make her stop.
10. If you want her to do an activity, she will refuse to do it and cry if you try to make her.
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